You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking?
Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks. I want to buy you dinner!
I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cuz Ur Hot And I'm Ready.
You must work at subway...cause you`re givin` me a foot long.
I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you!
I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill
Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
"I'll be the Burger King, and you'll be the Dairy Queen... You treat me right, and I'll do it your way."
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie
Can I double stuff your Oreo?
Do you like Kelloggs? (yes) Wanna frost my flakes?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream.
Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips
Do you have any raisins? (no...) How about a date?
So do you like stawberries or blueberries? [choose one] cause i need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.
You want mexican food tonite? 'cause I want to eat your taco
You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie!
"Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?"
If sexy were an Oreo. you would be double stuffed
Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!
Can you pass the coffee and sugar becaue you just made me cream in my pants
Here let me lick the honey off those buns!!
If you were a steak you would be well done.
Girl you're sweet as candy, can I taste u "Now And Later"
Hey baby lets play a fruity game... I pop your cherry with my banana
Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll.
If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
Hey ,they call me coffee cause I grind so fine
I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich.
Hey baby can I fry my steak in your hot sizzling grill?
Do you want fries with that shake!
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?
You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!
(Guy) My name is Hostess...Because I have the cream filling
I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
They say apples don't fall far from the tree, so that must mean your mom's hot too
(If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!
Your like 7 11 everyone gets a slurp and i think its my turn
Are you a frito cause your really corny
Damn girl! have you been eating Lucky Charms?(why?) because you`re looking magically delicious!
Wanna see how my cookie crumbles?
Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because "I'm Lovin' It"
I wanna butter your toast and eat you for breakfast.
I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty.
How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!
How do you like you eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized!
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat
Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in ur ass
Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like pizza?
Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Do you like hamburgers? cuz i'll go in-n-out of you!
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