Flirty Pick Up Lines

Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.

Do you work for Domino's? Cuz you a fine pizza ass.

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.

Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more

You still use Internet Explorer?, you must like it nice and slow.

You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

I don't think its fair that your phone gets to hold your hand instead of me.

"Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

I thought Happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

Mami you on fire...Le'me be the wind and make you even hotter.

I want to be your handbag so I never leave your side.

If kissing is spreading germs.... What do you think if we start the epidemic?

"Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?"

"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."

"Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?" (What?) "You know your name and number!"

Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."

Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz "Wii" Would Look Good Together.

If my heart were to fly, your soul would be my airport.

You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me!

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

"When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?"

Boy: Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause I want to take your top off.

Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: (26, I think)
Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T
Girl: (Your still missing one)
Boy: I'll give you the D later

Boy: "How does it feel?"
Girl: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "To be the only star in the sky"

Boy: "Nickel for your thoughts"
Girl: "I thought it was a penny"
Boy: "I think your thoughts are worth more"

Boy: "Are your parents bakers?"
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!"

Boy: Girl, whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test
Girl: What?
Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?

Boy: "Will you read my palm?"
Girl: "I don't see anything"
Boy: "I didn't expect you to because love is blind."

Boy: "Have you ever been fishing before?"
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "Because I think we should hook up!"

Boy: "Holy Shit (while looking at her)"
Girl "What?"
Boy: "Someone spilled gorgeous all over you!"

Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing

Boy: "Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here"
Girl: "Whats up sexy?"
Boy: "Oh nothing much, you?"

Boy: "So you going to be a butterfly all night?"
Girl: (puzzled look)
Boy: "You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!"

Boy: "Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!"
Girl: (Why?)
Boy: "The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!"

Boy: Lets play Firetruck, I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop.
Girl: Red Light!
Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights!

Boy: Have you been watching me?
Girl: Why
Boy: Because I wanted you to fall for my smile as hard as I fell for you!

Boy: "Do you play volleyball?"
Girl: ("Yeah, why?")
Boy: "Because you look like your good on your knees!"

Boy: "Hi, is your name Google?"
Girl: (No, Why?)
Boy: "Because you have everything I'm looking for!"

Flirty Rejections

Boy: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Girl: " No thanks. There's already one asshole in there!"

Boy: "Can you tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?"
Girl: "How about, you tell your boxers it's rude to point!"

Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

Boy: "Hi, my name is �Milk.� I'll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"

Boy: "What are you doing later?"
Girl: "Not You!"

Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

Boy: "What's its gonna take for you to come home with me?"
Girl: "Chloroform!"

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