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Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I'm Taken with you

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.

Do you work for Domino's? Cuz you a fine pizza ass.

Are you from Korea? Because you could be my Seoul mate.

Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.

You still use Internet Explorer?, you must like it nice and slow.

You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?

"Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

"Which is easier? You getting into those tight jeans or me getting you out of them?"

"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? Iíd check my watch but I canít take my eyes off you."

"Hi, can I get your baseball jersey?" (What?) "You know your name and number!"

Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."

Do You Like Nintendo? Cuz "Wii" Would Look Good Together.

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

"When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?"

Boy: Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....
Girl: Why?
Boy: Cause I want to take your top off.

Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl: (26, I think)
Boy: I must have forgotten U R A Q T
Girl: (Your still missing one)
Boy: I'll give you the D later

Boy: "How does it feel?"
Girl: "What do you mean?"
Boy: "To be the only star in the sky"

Boy: "Nickel for your thoughts"
Girl: "I thought it was a penny"
Boy: "I think your thoughts are worth more"

Boy: "Are your parents bakers?"
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!"

Boy: Girl, whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test
Girl: What?
Boy: Aren't we talking about things we cheat on?

Boy: "Will you read my palm?"
Girl: "I don't see anything"
Boy: "I didn't expect you to because love is blind."

Boy: "Have you ever been fishing before?"
Girl: "Why?"
Boy: "Because I think we should hook up!"

Boy: "Holy Shit (while looking at her)"
Girl "What?"
Boy: "Someone spilled gorgeous all over you!"

Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT?
Girl: WHAT!
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for?
Boy: (S)weet (L)ittle (U)nforgetable (T)hing

Boy: "Oh my god it smells like upsexy in here"
Girl: "Whats up sexy?"
Boy: "Oh nothing much, you?"

Boy: "So you going to be a butterfly all night?"
Girl: (puzzled look)
Boy: "You know, pretty to see but hard to catch!"

Boy: "Hi, I'm going to have to ask you to leave!"
Girl: (Why?)
Boy: "The sign says NO SMOKING....and you are definitely SMOKIN!"

Boy: Lets play Firetruck, I run my fingers up your legs and you say red light to stop.
Girl: Red Light!
Boy: Fire trucks don't stop for red lights!

Boy: "Do you play volleyball?"
Girl: ("Yeah, why?")
Boy: "Because you look like your good on your knees!"

Boy: "Hi, is your name Google?"
Girl: (No, Why?)
Boy: "Because you have everything I'm looking for!"

Flirty Rejections

Boy: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Girl: " No thanks. There's already one asshole in there!"

Boy: "Can you tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes?"
Girl: "How about, you tell your boxers it's rude to point!"

Boy: "Hey baby, whatís your sign?"
Girl: "Do Not Enter!"

Boy: "Hi, my name is ďMilk.Ē Iíll do your body good."
Girl: "Sorry, Iím Lactose intolerant!"

Boy: "What are you doing later?"
Girl: "Not You!"

Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy"
Girl: "Why are you leaving?"

Boy: "What's its gonna take for you to come home with me?"
Girl: "Chloroform!"
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