Ethnic Pick Up Lines


Hey you look hawainn..wanna lay me?

Are you Jamaican cause your Jamakin me crazy!

(To a Hispanic girl) Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?

(To hispanic girls) Are you from Cuba? because Havana fuck you

Are you GREEK [IF NO] Are you SURE CAUSE you LOOK LIKE A GODDESS TO ME

Are you African? Because African love you!

Hey baby, I hear you having trouble with your African American studies. What do you say we head back to my place and let freedom ring.

(If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.

(To Italian) Are you Italian? Venice the day I can go out with you?

(To Greek) Are you from Athens? Cause you are hot like Greek fire.

(If Black) I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great

(If Black) Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?

"I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink?"

I'd swim to Hawaii to be laid by you.

I love your accent, I could listen to it all day

Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

I wanna know Kenya suck this dick

Are you from Denmark? Because Imma going to screw you denmark my sauce on your face

You got any (your nationality) in you... you want some

(A White guy to a black girl) Did you just step out of Jet magazine because your the beauty of the week

(A White guy to a black girl) Are you from Africa? (Why?) Cause African (I fricken) love you!

(A White guy to a black girl) Are you from Africa? (Why?) Because I like Djibouti!

(To Asian girl) Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)

(To Asian girl) Are you from China? (Why?) Because I'm China get on you

(To Asian girl) "Are you from the Thailand, cause tonight your going to BangKok"

(To Asian girl) Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my penis.

(A White guy to a black girl) Have you ever considered having an interracial relationship? I may be white from the waist up, but I'm black from the waist down.

(A black guy to a white girl) I wish I was 50 cent so I could take you to the candy shop!

(A black guy to a white girl)Girl you are the cream, I am the chocolate let's make a sundae

(A black guy to a white girl) I'm like chocolate pudding, I may not look that good but I taste great

(A black guy to a white girl)"So, what's your favorite thing about black cock?"

(A black guy/girl to a white guy/girl)do you need help with your african studies cause we can go to your house and make freedom ring.

(Any guy to Islamic girl) "Are you from Iraq? Cos I'd love to see you Baghdad ass up

(To a hispanic girl) Is your name Sabado? Cause that ass is Gigante

(An Islamic guy to anyone not Arabic) When Allah made you he was just showing off.

Once you go black...your going to need a wheelchair

Girl are you from Greece, cause I know yo pussy be greasy

(Asian guy to white girl) I'm not asian but I'll still eat your cat

(To any Jewish girl) Are you Jewish? Cause you Israeli hot!

(To any Jewish girl) Are you Jewish? Cause I wanna bang Jew.

(If European) Are you Russian, cause imma gonna be Russian this D up your ass

(If European) Are you from amsterdam, cause damnn your hot

(If Muslim) Are you from Egypt? Because when I'm done with you, you'll be in de Nile

(If Muslim) Are you from the Middle East, cause this dick Isreal

(To a mormon girl) Are you Mormon, cause Judah prettiest girl here!

(If Italian) Baby do you like Italian food? (if yes) then come back to my place and Ill let you try the sausage.

(White person to Black Person) Go up to a black person and ask them what their favorite comedy was..after they answer say "Oh mine is Roots"!

(To a black girl) Are you Halle Berry?(girl:no!) well then you have to besome kinda of movie star


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