Elf Pick Up Lines

"I'm down here"
"Hey baby, wanna find out why my friends call me tripod?"
"Just because I've got bells on my shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy"
"I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi"
"I can get you off the naughty list"
"I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys"
"I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
"No, no. I don't bake cookies. You're thinking of those dorks over at Keebler"
"I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man"
"You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig"
"I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners"

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