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"I’m against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently"
"Wanna take a shower with me to conserve water?"
"When I see you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising..."
"Will you help me find my puppy, I think he went into that Eco-friendly Hotel across the street"
"Cars Pollute, so can I pick you up on my electric scooter"
"Your so hot you must've started all of globle warming"
"Turning off your Engine, gets my motor humming"
"Are all your appliances energy efficient? Because when I saw you the room became more environmentally friendly!"
"Like the bamboo sheets on your bed I want to cover you with sustainable love!"
"Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you’re making my world hot as hell!"
"I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!"
"Turning off the Lights, is one of my Turn On’s"
"What time do you get off work? Let’s carpool it back to my place"
"I love T&A, Trees and Air Quality"
"Oh sorry to brush up against you with my Hemp shirt, or am I?"
"Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me"
"If I wrote you a protest song, would you sing it with me?"
"Your legs must be tired, from passing out flyers for Green Peace, sit on my lap!"
"I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend"
"I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly"
"You eyes are as bright as energy saving halogen light bulbs, would you light up my life?"
"You blow my mind like Geothermal Heating Technology!"
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