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Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.

They don't call me Bones because I'ma doctor.

I'm like a doctor, actually an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes

Playing doctor is for kids...let's play gynecologist!"

Pick-up lines to say to a cute doctor:

"Wanna play 'Doctor', Doctor?"

I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.

"I'd like to find another doctor."
"Why?"
"Because I've got a crush on you. Would you like to grab lunch sometime?"





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