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Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Your eyes match your blouse perfectly.
If you're here, who's running heaven?
Your presence makes me feel cuddly.
Where do you hide your halo?
Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute
Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things in the world!
You must be Halle Berry’s twin sister; the one they don’t talk about because she’s much more beautiful.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
"Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?"
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
there are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over."
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby im lost at sea
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
How does it feel? she ask's what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole my heart
You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something prepared to quickly follow through)
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it
Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you
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