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Are you a model?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You're more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Youíre so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Donít you work at Hooters?
Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?
Does your left eye hurt? Because you been looking right all day.
I lost my number can I borrow yours.
Is your dad a lumber jack because every time I look at you i get a wood in my pants.
If I could rearange the alphabet in a order I would put U and I first.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Got two nipples for a dime?
"I'm going to pull back your shattered self, I'm going to feed your madness, I'm going to fill you in."
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because youíre magically delicious!
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
(Gently rub the girl's back and say) I thought angels had wings.
I must be Richard Gere because you are the Pretty Woman.
Iím a great cook. What kind of food do you like?
Iím single and desolate. Can you help me?
If you were a booger, i'd pick you first
Youíre the cutest zombie Iíve ever seen.
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