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Baby, you overclock my processor.
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
You defragment my life
Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...
If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.
You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive
Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.
Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.
Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position.
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