Computer Pick Up Lines

Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I'd "RAM" you all night long.

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers

Roses are red, violets are blue, what will it take to Snapchat your boobs.

You want to learn about computers huh, you've already passed the first lesson "Turning Me On"

You defragment my life

Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz im feeling the connection!

Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don't have any viruses...

Girl, you got software? I've got hardware. Together, we can liveware ever we want.

Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.

You're hotter then the bottom of my laptop.

It's not fair that your phone gets to hold your hand instead of me.

You PnP? I wanna RAM this RAW Hard Disk up your Megahertz'd Computer. Nothing PC bout it.

Do you have a wifi password cause i'd love to connect to you!

There is no cache, lets go straight to the hard drive.

If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime

Baby you must be Google Glasses, because you augment my reality

Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.

If I were an operating system, your process would be real-time priority.

Nobody turns me on from a cold boot like you.

Baby, you overclock my processor.

Are you an Instagram picture because I want to double tap that.

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

You still use Internet Explorer, you must like it nice and slow

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

You turn my floppy disk in to a hard drive

Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.

Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

Don't worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

Baby, let's configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

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