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Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Are you wearing spacepants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world!

So You work for NASA cause Your out of this world

Ask her "How does it feel?" When she ask's what; you say "To be the only star in the sky"

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

I'm a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.

Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!

They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.

Astromy is a great thing. Want to see the Big Dipper?

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