Astrological Pick Up Lines


Hey baby, you're out of this world. Wanna see my milky way?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Are you wearing spacepants? 'Cause that ass is out of this world!

You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here

You'd better call me William Herschel, because I'm gonna discover Uranus

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

There will only be 7 planets left, when I'm done with Uranus

The Universe must revolve around you, because your gravitational forces are bangin

Are you a Taurus?, cause I'm gonna Taurus snatch up

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the midnight sky would soon be empty.

So You work for NASA cause Your out of this world

Baby your like a black hole, you just suck men up

Ask her "How does it feel?" When she ask's what; you say "To be the only star in the sky"

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

I'm a star. Wanna taste the Milky Way?

I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.

I'll show you the world, if you show me Uranus.

You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.

Every time i look at you i feel like an astronaut...your beauty makes me float.

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.

Starlight, starbright why don't you come home with me tonight!

They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.

NASA said there will only be 7 planets after I destroy your anus

Astromy is a great thing. Want to see the Big Dipper?

I think I might become an astronomer, because I'm very fascinated with Uranus (your anus).

Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?


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