Animal Pick Up Lines


Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....

Do you wanna play lion tamer? she asks: "What is that?" you say: It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!

My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus

Are you a cat because you're purrrrrrfect.

Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.

Do you like Eagles? Cause I can make you sore.

Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

Are your other donkeys jealous because that's one fine ass

Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!

Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable

Are you a shark, cause I got some swimmers for you to swallow.

Babe, your cuter than a puppy at an animal shelter, Cuz i want to take you home!

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home

Are you a unicorn cause your my fantasy

Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.

Hi, Can I domesticate you?

I've been thinking about you...Owl night long.

I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?

Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

Do you like bald eagles? (Yeah, why) Then spread for me!

My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

Do you have pet insurance? No?.... Cause I'm going destroy your pussy.

Are you a racehorse? Cause when I ride you'll always finish first.

I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you

If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!

I'll have the chicken breast hold the chicken.

Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.

Are you a great white shark, cause you look like you wanna swallow me whole.

If you were a fishtank, I would tap that!

What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.

Hey honey, I saw how you handled that mechanical bull and i wanna let you know you can straddle me too.

Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood.

If you were a horse I'd ride you all the time

You wanna see a donkey show?

Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

Are you from Narnia? 'coz you sure make my lion roar.

They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear

Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!

I'm a lion: Meow

It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!

I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss

Remember Finding Nemo, because in a minute you'll be finding out I nemo p***y

Do you like Sea World, because your about to be in my splash zone

Hey girl i heard you like snakes so let my snake sliver all over you

Do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy

If you where a sheep I would clone you

Are you a Big Breasted Thrasher, because I'm Steven Seagull and I'm here to rescue you.

If you were a farmer i would let you choke my chicken

Did you grow up on a chicken farm? (NO) Because I heard you were good at raising cocks!

Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?

"You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."

Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this dick

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

Hey Baby did you know they call me Yoggie Bear (no why?) Because im always chasing after the Honey!

Do you handle chickens because your good with cocks

Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi

Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

Your like a bright light and im like a bug, because im so darn attracted to you.

Girl your like a trophy bass I dont know whether to eat you or mount you!

Girl, if you were a chicken you'd be impeccable.

Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name)

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her inbetween the limbs.

Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!

Your pussy is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey

So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a "trouser snake"

If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?


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