"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. "
"I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up."
"Congress: Bingo with billions"
"A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I said, 'How many successful jumps do you need to make before you graduate?' He said, 'All of them.'"
"Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics."
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