Lisa Lampanelli Jokes

Lisa Lampanelli Stand Up Jokes

Me and my black boyfriend, Daryl, just celebrated our two-year anniversary. Come on, folks, two years -- that's nine and a half years in black.

He's not technically a lawyer, but he's got three court cases next week.
(about her boyfriend)

With a big guy, it's good. You always know when they're ready for sex, 'cause naked, he looked like one of them butterball turkeys with the little pop-up timer.

You know how your guy's underwear says, 'BVD'? His said, 'Boulevard.'

He was so fat, he used Twinkies for suppositories.

I was sweating like Kathy Lee at a Carrot Top look alike contest

He was a very nice guy, very supportive, like Oprah's husband ... Gayle [King] .

Hitler got more laughs than Jimmy Kimmel, and he did it without Jewish writers

I see Eddie Griffin is here tonight, I don't know much about you Eddie, but I do know I love your brothers Damon and Marlon [Wayans]

Betty White is so old that on her first game show ever, the grand prize was fire

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