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When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. (on Frank Sinatra)
Jews don't work zoos!
"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"
“Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap”
“When he did his monologues, it was always about the public and what was happening, right up before airtime, ... Hope and Humor.” (about Johnny Carson)
If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.
You know, every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm *not* going to offend!
"I just can't tell jokes. It wasn't that someone gave me a hard time and I insulted him back. It's just that I tell jokes badly and as a young man I had a personality that I could rib somebody and get away with it. My father was the same way. My mother was a Jewish General Patton."
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