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Buddy Hackett Stand Up Jokes

A guy said to me, “There’s only 10 snow geese left in the world.”
I said, “One shits on my car, there’ll be 9.”

The whole thing is if the dog’s in the room with you during sex and you don’t know he’s there. And you’re going pretty good and you hear an extra set of breathing. You’re scared to open your eyes. You think the kids are selling tickets or something.

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

It's only a joke and the duck didn't really die, and you conservationists are probably all pure vegetarians and don't eat meat or anything like that and you're worried...I hope a butterfly flies up your nose you choke to death!
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