You Know You're From Canada When Joke

You find -40C a little chilly.

<> The trunk of your car doubles as a deepfreeze.

<> You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest
jewellery and your Sorels.

<> You can play road hockey on skates.

<> You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and

<> The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.

<> You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.

<> You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in
<> You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

<> The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2
pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.

<> At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing

<> The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

<> Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.

<> You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.

<> You head south to go to your cottage.

<> You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't
prowl on your deck.

<> You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

<> The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.

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