You find -40C a little chilly.
<> The trunk of your car doubles as a deepfreeze.
<> You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest
jewellery and your Sorels.
<> You can play road hockey on skates.
<> You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
<> The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
<> You understand the Labatt Blue commercials.
<> You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in
<> You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
<> The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2
pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
<> At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
<> The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
<> Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
<> You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.
<> You head south to go to your cottage.
<> You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't
prowl on your deck.
<> You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
<> The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's sausage making.