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You Know You're From Canada When
<> You find -40C a little chilly.
<> The trunk of your car
doubles as a deepfreeze.
<> You attend a formal event in your best clothes,
your finest
jewellery and your Sorels.
<> You can play road hockey
on skates.
<> You know 4
seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and
Construction.
<> The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
<> You understand the Labatt
Blue commercials.
<> You
perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in
Canada".
<> You owe more
money on your snowmobile than your car.
<> The local paper covers national and international
headlines on 2
pages, but requires 6 pages for
hockey.
<> At least twice
a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing
plant.
<> The most effective mosquito repellent is a
shotgun.
<> Your
snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
<> You think the start of deer season is a national
holiday.
<> You head
south to go to your cottage.
<> You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so
the bears won't
prowl on your deck.
<> You know which leaves
make good toilet paper.
<> The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo it's
sausage making.
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