WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS Joke
...can get a taxi on the worst days
...have a neat place to carry spare change
...have always been the centre of the arts (art)
...make jogging a spectator sport
...can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
...have more negotiating power (with men shorter than
them)
...usually can find leftover popcorn after a
movie
...can always carry a little extra
...always float better
...know
where to look first for lost earrings
...rarely lack for
a slow dance partner
...have a place to set their
glasses when sitting in an
armless recliner
WOMEN WITH LITTLE BREASTS...
...don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend
over
in public
...always look
younger
...find that dribbled food makes it to the
napkin on their lap
...can always see their toes and
shoes
...can sleep on their stomachs
...have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small
cars
...know that people can read the entire message on
their t-shirts
...know that everything more than a
handful is wasted
...can come late to a theatre and not
disrupt an entire aisle
...can take aerobic class
without running the risk of knocking
themselves out.