"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them awhile."
<> "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
<> "So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means
I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"
<> "Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift
<> "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do
that again or I'll give you another ticket."
<> "The answer to this last question will determine whether you
are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"
<> "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
<> "Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."
<> "In God we trust, all others are suspects."
<> "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas,
but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."
<> "Just how big were those two beers?