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Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies [The Los Angeles Times,
March 2]
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by
men [The Sunday Oregonian, September 24]
Man shoots
neighbor with machete [The Miami Herald, July 3]
Clinton
pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons [Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6]
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem,
says author Louise Hart [Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera,February 5 ]
Fish lurk in streams [Rochester, New York, Democrat &
Chronicle, January 29 ]