Weird News Headlines Joke

Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies [The Los Angeles Times, March 2]
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men [The Sunday Oregonian, September 24]
Man shoots neighbor with machete [The Miami Herald, July 3]
Clinton pledges restraint in use of nuclear weapons [Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6]
How we feel about ourselves is the core of self-esteem, says author Louise Hart [Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera,February 5 ]
Fish lurk in streams [Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29 ]

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