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Top Ten Reasons People Are Sad and Lonely Online
1. Chat-room sweetheart Crystal from Los Angeles is really Fred from
Detroit.

2. Your Sims people won't get out of bed.

3. Emailing old classmates gave them another chance to reject you.

4. eBay obsession led to auctioning off your cat, husband, and kids.

5. Chat-room keeps ignoring "Wasssup!" greeting.

6. Net didn't take you anywhere near where you wanted to go today.

7. Who needs a girlfriend when you've got Lara Croft?

8. Hank Williams catalogue released on MP3.

9. Afraid to show your face in public because you've got only a
66-MHz Pentium and a 14.4k modem.

10. Beats being sad and lonely offline.
By Steve C

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