TOP 15 Mafia Valentines Joke
15.
My love for you...
it came and went.
So your feet are now
in wet
cement.
14. I'm here to
fulfill
your fondest wishes -
Now that your husband
sleeps with
the fishes.
13. Lie down with
me -
It's my final offa,
Or
you'll be lying
wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
12. I picked up this card
from a slim selection,
But that's
all they offer
in witness protection.
Love, J. Doe
11. I've waited so long for you to be mine!
Now that Sinatra's dead, be *my* Valentine.
10. Be my Valentine... and we can
do it execution-style.
9.
Cinderella got her fella,
with a slipper made of
glass.
So please be mine, Valentine,
or I'll have to whack your ass.
8. Violets are blue,
roses are
red.
I blew up your car,
So why
ain't you dead?
7. The day we
met, my little pet,
I knew with just one look,
You'd bear a son, and now that's done,
So shut your mouth and cook!
6. Hey.
5.
Youse da greatest.
Youse da best.
But you're untouchable,
Like Elliot
Ness.
4. Lust is fleeting,
True love lingers.
Be mine
always,
And you'll keep your fingers.
3. Hope da chocolates is good, but
y'know,
dis ain't really what a guy's heart looks
like.
2. Valentine, Dear, lend
me a hand,
So I won't be a self-made man.
1. When a goon makes you die,
cuz you told him goodbye,
- that's
amore!