Promises to improve foreign relations with
Hawaii.
Runs a series of attack ads against Martin
Sheen's character on "The West Wing."
His #1 choice to
work on his cabinet is "That Bob Vila guy."
Outstanding
record as Governor of Rhode Island nullified by the fact that no one really
cares.
Got his degree in Political Economics by bribing
Sally Struthers with a chocolate donut.
Anybody mentions
Washington, he asks, "The state or the DC thingie?"
At
the debates, answers every question with a snarled, "You wanna wrestle?!?"
Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the
Pikachu refugees once and for all.
Says the Pledge of
Allegiance as quickly as possible, then shouts, "I win!"
..and the Number 1 Sign Your Presidential Candidate Is
Under-Qualified..
On the very first question of the
debate, he attempts to use a LIFELINE.