Top 10 Signs You're Not on the Internet Enough Joke
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10) You've never used the pickup line, "What's your
URL?"
9) You don't need carpal
tunnel surgery yet.
8) Poor
spelling annoys you.
7) You've
seen the inside of a shower stall at least once in the past 48 hours.
6) You only replaced your worn-out
keyboard once last month.
5)
Daytime soaps don't challenge you mentally.
4) Your closest friends call you by your name, not your
handle.
3) Your favorite
singles hangout isn't called #LonelyAdult.
2) You still have the capacity for speech.
1) Your repertoire of emoticons
hasn't hit double figures.