10) You've never used the pickup line, "What's your URL?"
9) You don't need carpal tunnel surgery yet.
8) Poor spelling annoys you.
7) You've seen the inside of a shower stall at least once in the past 48 hours.
6) You only replaced your worn-out keyboard once last month.
5) Daytime soaps don't challenge you mentally.
4) Your closest friends call you by your name, not your handle.
3) Your favorite singles hangout isn't called #LonelyAdult.
2) You still have the capacity for speech.
1) Your repertoire of emoticons hasn't hit double figures.