To My Dear Boyfriend (Husband) Joke
I think you have things a little
confused.
Here are the reasons you
didn't get more than you did:
5 times
you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got
in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play
golf
2 times you were in a fight and
someone kicked you in the balls
4
times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your
finger
20 times you lost the notion
after thinking about it all day
6
times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching
football, baseball, etc. on TV
Of the times we did get together:
The reason I laid still was because you missed and were
screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in
the ceiling, what I said was,
"Would you prefer me on my
back or kneeling?"
The time you felt me move was because
you farted and I was trying to
breathe.