The Top 9 Signs that You're at a Bad Zoo Joke

1) When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are
giving you the finger.

2) The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the
football team during training camp.

3) The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.

4) The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk.

4) The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The
Lion King.

5) The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the
University of Florida's Mascot.

6) If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and
talk to you.

7) Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped
in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den.

8) Not only does the Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part
Elephant suit but its always groping the customers.

9) Two words: Hippo Dogs!

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