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The Top 20 Slogans for Legalized Marijuana
20. Got Buzz?
19. Pot: When You Care Enough Not to Care At All.
18. A Day Without Pot is Like
17. Weed My Lips!
16. Hey, America - Let's Blow This
15. What's So Great
About Short-Term Memory Anyway?
14. Obey Your Jones.
13. Hemp: The world's practical solution to making, like,
paper and rope and
necklaces and stuff.
12. It's Not Just For Glaucoma
11. Help Eradicate
Road Rage in Our Lifetime.
Official Sponsor of the NBA.
Because the waste is a terrible thing to mi... Dude! I totally fucked that
Cannabis: The PRE-Coital Smoke.
7. This is your brain.
This is your
brain on pot.
This is your brain desperately searching
6. When Was the
Last Time You REALLY Looked at Your Hand?
5. SMOKE POT! (Did we just say that out loud? Or did we
just think it?)
by 5 Out of 5 Deadheads.
Just Doob It.
2. It's the
all-the-time smokey, skunky, sticky, greeny, seedy, stemmy, doobie
and the number 1 logan for legalized marijuana...
1. Skull-Shaped Bong: $12.00
Primo Maui-Grown Bud: $25.00
Watching Teletubbies with Your Buddies: Priceless
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