The Top 10 Signs Your Significant Other is a Day Trader Joke
10) Makes plans to take you to dinner at either the
Plaza or Burger
King, depending on whether Bill Gates
testifies that day.
09) In bed,
never wants to hold a position for longer than a few
minutes.
08) Leaps off high-rise with his laptop, makes $5,000 on
way down.
07) When you ask if
your butt looks big in these pants he says,
"Sorry, I
can't say. I have insider information."
06) Doesn't seem to notice he's been wearing the same robe
and
underwear for about a week now.
05) Looks nervous every time you
mention the kids' college fund.
04) Dinner last night: Duck a l'orange, caviar, creme
brulee.
Dinner tonight: Gruel.
03) Helps your kid make a sign:
"LEMONADE: 1 7/16"
02) 12:41pm:
Offers to trade some of his French fries for some of
your onion rings.
12:47pm: Offers a
few of the onion rings back to recoup lost
French fry
capital.
and the Number 1 Sign
Your Significant Other is a Day Trader...
01) She ain�t yelling "Yahoo!" because of you, Big Guy.