10) Makes plans to take you to dinner at either the Plaza or Burger
King, depending on whether Bill Gates testifies that day.
09) In bed, never wants to hold a position for longer than a few
08) Leaps off high-rise with his laptop, makes $5,000 on way down.
07) When you ask if your butt looks big in these pants he says,
"Sorry, I can't say. I have insider information."
06) Doesn't seem to notice he's been wearing the same robe and
underwear for about a week now.
05) Looks nervous every time you mention the kids' college fund.
04) Dinner last night: Duck a l'orange, caviar, creme brulee.
Dinner tonight: Gruel.
03) Helps your kid make a sign: "LEMONADE: 1 7/16"
02) 12:41pm: Offers to trade some of his French fries for some of
your onion rings.
12:47pm: Offers a few of the onion rings back to recoup lost
French fry capital.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Significant Other is a Day Trader...
01) She ainít yelling "Yahoo!" because of you, Big Guy.