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State Mottos
Alaska:
Cold Beer on Sale
Alabama: Tide or bust
Arkansas: Where the Buffaloes roam.
California: Cheese from Wisconsin with Dot com flavor.
Idaho: Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask
For?
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas: Where Science Don't Mean Shit
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our
Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have
Cheap Lobster
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most
Tax Brackets)
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and
10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber,
Right-WingCrazies, and Very Little Else (oh yeah!)
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New
Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
NEW JERSEY: You
Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##!Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Virginia: Who Says
Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia : One Big Happy Family-Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
Wyoming: Where men are men and sheep are scared
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