Naps are good.
You have once deemed Space Invaders as 'The best game ever'.
When things go wrong, you can't just yell, 'Do-over!'
You actually buy scarves, gloves, and sunscreen.
Your idea of fun parties now include Chips 'n' Salsa and Snapple.
You leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.
You WANT clothes for Christmas.
You don't want a Camaro because of the insurance premiums.
You look in the surveillance camera monitor at the convenience store,
wonder who that guy is standing at the counter with the bald spot,
and then realize it is a shot of you from behind.