Prison or Work? Joke
When you think about the differences between
work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
IN PRISON.......You spend the
majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT
WORK.........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON.......You get three
meals a day.
AT WORK.........You get a break for 1 meal
and you have to pay for it.
IN
PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.
AT
WORK.........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and
unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK.........You must
carry around a security card and unlock and
open all the
door yourself.
IN
PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT
WORK..........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON.......You get your own
toilet.
AT WORK.........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your
family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.........You cannot
even speak to your family and friends.
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no
work
required.
AT
WORK.........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and
then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for
prisoners.
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through
bars
from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.........You spend most of your time wanting to get
out and
go inside bars.
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK........They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited
time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired
if you get caught.