Only In America Joke

Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

<> Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

<> Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

<> Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet

<> Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the

<> Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless junk in the garage.

<> Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to
talk to in the first place.

<> Do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages
of eight.

<> Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking

<> Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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