Only In America Joke
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
<> Are there
handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
<> Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the
store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
<> Do people order double
cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet
coke.
<> Do banks leave both doors
open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
<> Do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and
put our useless
junk in the garage.
<> Do
we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to
talk to in the first place.
<> Do we buy hot dogs in
packages of twelve and buns in packages
of eight.
<> Do we use the word
'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in
Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
<> Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
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