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Man Is Like An Automobile
As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the
U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad.
The transmission won't go into high gear and sometimes has
difficulty getting out of low. Overdrive is out of the question!
The cylinders get worn and lose compression, making it hard
to climb the slightest incline. When it is climbing, the tappets clatter and
ping to the point where one wonders if the old bus will make it to the top.
The carburetor gets fouled with pollutants and other
matter, making it hard to get started in the morning. His gas fumes can kill
ya!
It is hard to keep the radiator filled because of
the leaking hose. His frame has a big bow in the middle too. The thermostat goes
out, making it difficult to reach operating temperature. The headlights grow
dim, and the battery needs constant recharging.
His
shifter is stuck in the down position which is the 'low position' and ya can't
get any where that way.
But if the body looks good, we
can keep it washed and polished, giving the impression it can compete with newer
models and make one more trip down the primrose lane before the head gasket
blows.
By Comix
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