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LITTLE AXIOMS OF LIFE

<> Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have
film.

<> He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

<> A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

<> On the other hand, you have different fingers.

<> Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

<> Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

<> Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

<> She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.

<> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
By Comix

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