How Things Change Joke

A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note.

<> A window was something you hated to clean.

<> And a ram was the cousin of a goat.

<> Meg was the name of someone's girlfirend.

<> And a gig was a job for the nights.

<> Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.

<> An application was for employment.

<> A program was a TV show.

<> A cursor used profanity.

<> A keyboard was piano.

<> Memory was something that you lost with age.

<> A CD was a bank account.

<> And if you had a 3-in floppy, you hoped nobody found out.

<> Compress was something you did to the garbage, not something you did to a file.

<> And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for awhile.

<> Log on was adding wood to the fire.

<> Hard drive was a long trip on the road.

<> A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

<> And a backup happened to your commode.

<> Cut you did with a pocket knife.

<> Paste you did with glue.

<> A web was a spider's home.

<> And a virus was the flu.

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