A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note.
<> A window was something you hated to clean.
<> And a ram was the cousin of a goat.
<> Meg was the name of someone's girlfirend.
<> And a gig was a job for the nights.
<> Now they all mean different things and that really mega bytes.
<> An application was for employment.
<> A program was a TV show.
<> A cursor used profanity.
<> A keyboard was piano.
<> Memory was something that you lost with age.
<> A CD was a bank account.
<> And if you had a 3-in floppy, you hoped nobody found out.
<> Compress was something you did to the garbage, not something you did to a file.
<> And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for awhile.
<> Log on was adding wood to the fire.
<> Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
<> A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
<> And a backup happened to your commode.
<> Cut you did with a pocket knife.
<> Paste you did with glue.
<> A web was a spider's home.
<> And a virus was the flu.