How Things Change Joke
A computer was something on
TV From a science fiction show of note.
<> A window was something you hated to clean.
<> And a ram was the cousin
of a goat.
<> Meg was the
name of someone's girlfirend.
<> And a gig was a job for the nights.
<> Now they all mean
different things and that really mega bytes.
<> An application was for employment.
<> A program was a TV
show.
<> A cursor used
profanity.
<> A keyboard
was piano.
<> Memory was
something that you lost with age.
<> A CD was a bank account.
<> And if you had a 3-in
floppy, you hoped nobody found out.
<> Compress was something you did to the garbage, not
something you did to a file.
<> And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be
in jail for awhile.
<>
Log on was adding wood to the fire.
<> Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
<> A mouse pad was where a
mouse lived.
<> And a
backup happened to your commode.
<> Cut you did with a pocket knife.
<> Paste you did with
glue.
<> A web was a
spider's home.
<> And a
virus was the flu.