1. Well, aren't we just a ray of f___ing sunshine.
2. Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.
3. Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we now?
4. Huh? I'm sorry, I was ignoring you.
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. I like cats, too! Let's exchange recipes.
7. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
8. How many times do I have to flush you before you go away?
9. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
10. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
11. Just smile and say "Yes Mistress,"
12. Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a neurotic bitch just like you.
13. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
14. And which dwarf are you?
15. Hello, Tech Support? How do I set a laser printer to stun?