Expressions For High Stress Days Joke
1. Well, aren't we just a ray of f___ing
sunshine.
2. Make yourself at home.
Clean my kitchen.
3. Not the brightest
crayon in the box, are we now?
4. Huh?
I'm sorry, I was ignoring you.
5.
Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. I like cats, too! Let's exchange
recipes.
7. I'm trying to imagine you
with a personality.
8. How many times
do I have to flush you before you go away?
9. I just want revenge. Is that so
wrong?
10. You say I'm a bitch like
it's a bad thing.
11. Just smile and
say "Yes Mistress,"
12. Mommy, when I
grow up I want to be a neurotic bitch just like you.
13. A woman's favorite position is
CEO.
14. And which dwarf are you?
15. Hello, Tech Support? How do I set a
laser printer to stun?