Expressions For High Stress Days Joke

1.    Well, aren't we just a ray of f___ing sunshine.
2.    Make yourself at home. Clean my kitchen.
3.    Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we now?
4.    Huh? I'm sorry, I was ignoring you.
5.    Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6.    I like cats, too! Let's exchange recipes.
7.    I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
8.    How many times do I have to flush you before you go away?
9.    I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
10.    You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
11.    Just smile and say "Yes Mistress,"
12.    Mommy, when I grow up I want to be a neurotic bitch just like you.
13.    A woman's favorite position is CEO.
14.    And which dwarf are you?
15.    Hello, Tech Support? How do I set a laser printer to stun?

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