1. Well, aren't we just a ray of f___ing
sunshine. 2. Make yourself at home.
Clean my kitchen. 3. Not the brightest
crayon in the box, are we now? 4. Huh?
I'm sorry, I was ignoring you. 5.
Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after. 6. I like cats, too! Let's exchange
recipes. 7. I'm trying to imagine you
with a personality. 8. How many times
do I have to flush you before you go away? 9. I just want revenge. Is that so
wrong? 10. You say I'm a bitch like
it's a bad thing. 11. Just smile and
say "Yes Mistress," 12. Mommy, when I
grow up I want to be a neurotic bitch just like you. 13. A woman's favorite position is
CEO. 14. And which dwarf are you? 15. Hello, Tech Support? How do I set a
laser printer to stun? By Tom P.
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