COMPARISON Joke
A beer is always
wet. A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you
satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary
Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.
If you get a hair in your teeth
consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage:
Pussy.
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.
Too much head makes you mad at the
person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it
is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like
beer, The Woman may get mad.
If you come home smelling
like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage:
Beer.
6 beers in a night and
you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have
done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy.
Buy too much beer and you will get
fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw.
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a
football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in
the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a cop smells beer on your
breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop
smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy.
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: Beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less
enjoyable.
Advantage: Beer.
Pussy can make you see God.
Beer
can make you see the porcelain God.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you think all day about the
next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think
all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy.
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment.
Advantage: Draw.
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the
dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer,
your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage:
Beer.
The best pussy you have
ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, Hamms, Budweiser.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Draw.
Good beer: Redhook, Guinness, Rogue.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
It's a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy.