The
parachute company says you'll get a full refund. They
say the house didn't float very far at all. We're all
amazed that you go on living each day. Well, at least
the operation was a partial success. The "National
Enquirer" just loved those nude shots of you. The
insects hardly touched your other eyebrow. The District
Attorney says he only has a few more questions. At least
the passenger side air bag inflated. Jenny Jones wants
you for this "secret admirer show." The reward for your
capture has reached fifty thousand dollars. By Comix
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