The
parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
They
say the house didn't float very far at all.
We're all
amazed that you go on living each day.
Well, at least
the operation was a partial success.
The "National
Enquirer" just loved those nude shots of you.
The
insects hardly touched your other eyebrow.
The District
Attorney says he only has a few more questions.
At least
the passenger side air bag inflated.
Jenny Jones wants
you for this "secret admirer show."
The reward for your
capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.