1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool MOTHERFUCKER.
2. No I don't want another beer. I have to work
tomorrow.
3. Her tits are just too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on "Murder She Wrote" gives me a woody.
6. Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
7. We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping
and I
can hold your purse.
8.
Screw Monday Night Football, let's watch Ally.
9. It's
late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
10. Honey, I'm going to the store, do you need more
tampons?
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a
kiss.
12. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a
lemon twist.
13. Great, your mother's coming to stay
with us again.
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor
knows that her drapes are open
when she's getting ready
for bed?. Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way, you
weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
16. Better
get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look
at them any more.
17. I
understand.
18. This movie has too much nudity.
19. Damn, we're late for church!
20. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ's sake