1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in
here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor
radiation to work on your tan. 3. Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human
Resources. 4. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet
in my pants." 5. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing
from looking down your blouse/shirt. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 7. So that - with a little help from Muzak - you can add
"Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 8. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where
you keep them. 9. Diverts
attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 10. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 11. No one steals your chair. By
Tom P.
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