"One Dark Halloween Night..." Joke

Two men were walking home after a Halloween
party and decided to take a shortcut through the
cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of
the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-
tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with
a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of
the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after
catching his breath, "You scared us half to
death -- we thought you were a ghost! What
are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They
misspelled my name!"

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