LITTLE GUY Joke
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his
own
business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and
--WHACK!!--
knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. The idiot
says, "That
was a karate chop from Korea."
The little guy thinks "JEEZ," but he gets back up on the
stool and starts
drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks
him down
AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."
So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes
himself
off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so. He
comes
in the door and without saying a word, he walks up behind the big
idiot and
--Bong!!!-- bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out
cold!!!
The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes
to, tell
him that was a crowbar from Sears."