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BLIND GOLFERS
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "What's
with these
guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The doctor
chimed in, "I
don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! "The pastor
said, "Hey,
here comes the greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him."
[dramatic pause]
"Hi George. Say, what's with that group ahead of us? They're
rather slow,
aren't they?"
The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last
year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group was silent for
a moment. The pastor said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a
special
prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to
contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can
do for
them."
The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at night?"
By Bill K.
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