A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to
town
shopping.
He decided to go fishing and he had to take her along.
"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that
evening. "I didn't catch
a thing!"
"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish
away," his
mother said.
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait.