A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon
flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine
trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go
down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that
they had better jump, and then he bailed out.

Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. The doctor grabbed
one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in
the world. I deserve to live." He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a long and
full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you. Take the last
parachute and live in peace."

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said, "Not to
worry, Father. The 'smartest man in the world' just took off with my back

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