Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw
pig, the stick pig,
and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw
pig's
house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house
down." So he
did!
The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said,
"Let me
in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!"
The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and
said, "I'm
gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!" And he did!
So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick
pig's
house and said, "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses
and we're
scared!"
So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said,
"I'm
gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."
While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick pig
were so
scared. But the brick pig picked up the phone and called a friend. A
few
minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limousine
drove
up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped suits and fedoras. These
huge
pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded
to
beat
the crap out of him. Then they got back into their limo and drove
off.
The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed. They asked the brick
pig, "Who
the heck were those guys?"
And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are our cousins, the Guinea
Pigs."