3 Little Pigs-Updated
Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw
pig, the stick pig,
and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw
house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house
down." So he
The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said,
in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!"
The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and
gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!" And he did!
So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick
house and said, "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses
So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said,
gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."
While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick pig
scared. But the brick pig picked up the phone and called a friend. A
minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limousine
up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped suits and fedoras. These
pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded
the crap out of him. Then they got back into their limo and drove
The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed. They asked the brick
the heck were those guys?"
And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are our cousins, the Guinea
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