Typewriter Joke

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a code" to indicate

that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in

on it. They decided on the word "typewriter."

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your

mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." The child told her

mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy

that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red

ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father

what mommy had said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he

can type that letter now."

The child told her father, and then returned to

her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter,

he already wrote the letter by hand."

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