The Hippie Joke
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits
down next
to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She
stands
up, and
gets off
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the
cemetery
every
Tuesday
night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is
dress up
in a robe
with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff
in your
beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie
decides
to give it a
try,
and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on
the next
Tuesday night.
"I
am God," he
declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with
me."
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
restrict
himself to
anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her
virginity.
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with
her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a
flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver"