A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?"
"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands
at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
tell you how to get to have sex with her!"
"Yeah?", says the hippie.
"Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery
night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is
in a robe
with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff
beard, and pop
up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie
to give it a
and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on
am God," he
declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face.
"Have sex with
The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her
'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.
"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the bus driver"