A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for
what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane.
About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens. He tries again.
Still nothing. He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls
that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no
Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air
with him, but this guy is going *up*! Just as the other guy passes by, the
skydiver - by this time scared out of his wits - yells, "Hey, do you know
anything about skydiving?"
The other guy yells back, "Fuck no! Do you know anything about lighting gas