A high school English teacher reminds her class of
tomorrow's final exam.
She also tells them that there will be no excuse
for failing to show up,
except for serious injury, illness, or a death in
the student's immediate
A smart-ass jock in the back of the room pipes up
and asks the teacher out
loud, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The
entire class has all it
can do keep from breaking up, being barely able to
stifle its laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher
the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says,
"You can write with your
other hand then."