Out-Of-State Friend Joke
A couple has a male friend who's visiting from out-of-state, when an
unexpected
blizzard blows in, and keeps him from traveling. Since the couple
has no guest
room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his
way in the
morning.
"Nonsense," says the wife. "Our bed is plenty big
enough for all three of us,
and we're all friends here." The husband concurs, and before
long they're
settled in: husband in the middle, wife on his left, friend on his
right.
After a while, the husband begins snoring, and the wife sneaks over
to the
friend's side of the bed, and invites him to have sex with her.
Naturally, he'd
like to, but he's reluctant. "We're in the same bed with your
husband! He'll
wake up, and he'll kill me."
"Don't worry about it," she says, "he's such a sound
sleeper, he'll never
notice. If you don't believe me, just yank a hair off of his ass. He
won't even
wake up."
So the friend yanks a hair off the husband's anus, and sure enough,
she's right.
Her husband sleeps right through having a hair yanked out of his
ass. So, she
and the friend have sex, and then she goes back to her side of the
bed.
After about twenty minutes, though, she's back on his side of the
bed, asking
him to do it again. The same argument follows, another hair is
yanked from the
husband's corn hole, and again they have sex. This keeps up for
about half the
night, until after about the sixth time, when the wife goes back to
her side.
Then the husband rolls over, and whispers to his friend, "I
don't mind that
you're shagging my wife, but do you really have to use my asshole as
your
scoreboard?"